Farm experiences with mini Highland cows, goats, and alpacas at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.
These are the original, day-one experiences that have been perfected by us and loved by many. With thousands of repeat customers and hundreds of 5-star reviews… they’re not going anywhere!
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’!
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience!
Dive into pure goat chaos — shake a feed bottle and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
A winter-exclusive snuggle fest in the cozy goat barn—get swarmed by adorable goats as they show off their mad agility skills on the indoor recess equipment, interrogate you for feed, and, in return, let you cuddle them.
These are our newest experiences! We love to innovate here on the farm, and that means creating new experiences the world has never seen before. Every season, we open limited-time offerings that will be available here, so keep your eye on this page—but make sure to follow the 20/20/20 rule: look away from your screen every 20 minutes, stare 20 feet away, and blink for 20 seconds (we care about your eyes).
Take a peaceful stroll with Stanley, our 15-year-old miniature donkey, pausing for cuddles, photos, and fresh country air. End with his favourite treat—lots of brushing and love.
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
Stay in a luxury RV on the farm, dine with alpacas, enjoy a continental breakfast, lunch vouchers at St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market, and a scenic train ride in the Heritage Hopper.
Meet, pet, brush, and bond with our three newest fluffy arrivals!
Savor the ultimate three-day escape through gourmet farm-to-table experiences, river paddling adventures, and charming culinary tours—anchored by authentic animal encounters, award-winning local flavours, and boutique accommodations in Ontario’s most picturesque towns.
Stay tuned in our email newsletter (bottom of this page) to find out when new experiences drop!
A Signature Experience certified by Ontario’s Southwest is truly one-of-a-kind, immersing you in the region’s best—authentic stories, unforgettable moments, and local charm. Basically, it’s a really cool experience that’ll make you want to live on the farm and dig up a fresh pair of cotton panties from the ground (if you don’t know what we’re talking about, I guess you’ll just have to come find out)!
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream. It’s the farm life, served up unforgettable.
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
These are the original experiences that have been perfected by us and loved by many. With thousands of repeat customers and hundreds of 5-star reviews… they’re not going anywhere!
Mini Highland Cow Experience
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’ and get a bunch of photos to cherish!
Private Mini Highland Cow Experience
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Goat Yoga
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Alpaca Walk & Bond
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside fields with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience! Connect with your buddy and feed em!
Goat Recess
Dive into pure goat chaos — shake a feed bottle and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Alpaca Lunch Picnic
Feast on an all Ontario-made charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Alpaca Sunset Picnic
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
These are our newest experiences! We love to innovate here on the farm, and that means creating new experiences the world has never seen before. Every season, we open limited-time offerings that will be available here, so keep your eye on this page—but make sure to follow the 20/20/20 rule: look away from your screen every 20 minutes, stare 20 feet away, and blink for 20 seconds (we care about your eyes).
Donkey Snuggles
Take a peaceful stroll with Stanley, our 15-year-old miniature donkey, pausing for cuddles, photos, and fresh country air. End with his favourite treat—lots of brushing and love.
Farm Glamping + 10% Off Experiences
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
Micro and Mini Highland Calf Meet & Greet
Meet, pet, brush, and bond with our three newest fluffy arrivals!
Escape to the Countryside Farm Glamping Package
Stay in a luxury RV on the farm, dine with alpacas, enjoy a continental breakfast, lunch vouchers at St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market, and a scenic train ride in the Heritage Hopper.
Rural Routes and River Retreat
Savor the ultimate three-day escape through gourmet farm-to-table experiences, river paddling adventures, and charming culinary tours—anchored by authentic animal encounters, award-winning local flavours, and boutique accommodations in Ontario’s most picturesque towns.
A Signature Experience certified by Ontario’s Southwest is truly one-of-a-kind, immersing you in the region’s best—authentic stories, unforgettable moments, and local charm. Basically, it’s a really cool experience that’ll make you want to live on the farm and dig up a fresh pair of cotton panties from the ground (if you don’t know what we’re talking about, I guess you’ll just have to come find out)!
Taste of Farm Life
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream.
Taste of Farm Life (Family Friendly)
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Gift Certificate
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Adopt an Animal
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Corporate Training & Team-Building
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
Experiential Tourism Development
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
Embark on an adventure with Stanley, our senior citizen miniature donkey! Enjoy a relaxing stroll and then unwind with pets, brushes, and cuddles!
