Farm experiences with mini Highland cows, goats, and alpacas at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.
These are the incredible experiences that are available for the winter schedule!
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’!
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience!
Join the kids in the goat barn where chaos is unleashed, and that chaos is a bunch of mini goats running, jumping, cuddling, and playing. It’s intimate, adorable, and full of unexpected moments!
Take a peaceful stroll with Stanley, our 15-year-old miniature donkey, pausing for cuddles, photos, and fresh country air. End with his favourite treat—lots of brushing and love.
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Limited Time: Buy a $100+ gift certificate and get 1 sqft of land on our farm FOR FREE!
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Some of our experiences are hibernating for the winter. They’ll return in May, rested, refreshed, and ready to welcome you back to the farm for more ridiculous adventures.
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Dive into pure goat chaos — shake a feed bottle and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
Stay in a luxury RV on the farm, dine with alpacas, enjoy a continental breakfast, lunch vouchers at St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market, and a scenic train ride in the Heritage Hopper.
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream. It’s the farm life, served up unforgettable.
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
These are the incredible experiences that are available for the winter schedule!
Mini Highland Cow Experience
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’ and get a bunch of photos to cherish!
Private Mini Highland Cow Experience
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Alpaca Walk & Bond
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside fields with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience! Connect with your buddy and feed em!
Goat Cuddles
Join the kids in the goat barn where chaos is unleashed, and that chaos is a bunch of mini goats running, jumping, cuddling, and playing. It’s intimate, adorable, and full of unexpected moments!
Donkey Snuggles
Take a peaceful stroll with Stanley, our 15-year-old miniature donkey, pausing for cuddles, photos, and fresh country air. End with his favourite treat—lots of brushing and love.
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Gift Certificate
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Limited Time: Buy a $100+ gift certificate and get 1 sqft of land on our farm FOR FREE!
Adopt an Animal
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Some of our experiences are hibernating for the winter. They’ll return in May, rested, refreshed, and ready to welcome you back to the farm for more ridiculous adventures.
Farm Glamping + 10% Off Experiences
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
Escape to the Countryside Farm Glamping Package
Stay in a luxury RV on the farm, dine with alpacas, enjoy a continental breakfast, lunch vouchers at St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market, and a scenic train ride in the Heritage Hopper.
Goat Yoga
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Goat Recess
Dive into pure goat chaos — shake a feed bottle and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Alpaca Lunch Picnic
Feast on an all Ontario-made charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Alpaca Sunset Picnic
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
Taste of Farm Life
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream.
Taste of Farm Life (Family Friendly)
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Corporate Training & Team-Building
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
Experiential Tourism Development
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm updates, and simply unhinged content that’ll make you want to read through the entire email and slap a knee or two (or three).
LIMITED TIME | Ends Dec 25
Buy a $100+ gift certificate and you and your recipient will co-own a square foot of our farm — complete with an official land package.