Goat Cuddles

Slow down, snuggle up, and experience the pure joy of goat cuddles—from baby goats to loving mamas.

It's time for a goat snugglefest

Step inside our cozy goat barn, home to a lively herd of mini goats—from playful baby goats to curious kids, and proud mamas. With a feed shaker in hand, you’ll have the chance to feed, snuggle, pet, and even get a goat to climb on your back in this award-winning experience.

Want to see some farm parkour? Use the shaker to guide them through tunnels, up slides, or onto the seesaw. Along the way, you’ll learn all about their quirky personalities and what makes life on a goat farm so ridiculously fun.

It’s chaotic, wholesome, and guaranteed to make you laugh. And fair warning—if you sit down for too long, you might accidentally become a goat couch.

$15 for ages 2-5

$26.50 for ages 6+

45-60m

8 people

2+

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Things to know before you book

  • Wear warm clothes you don’t mind a goat jumping up on or nibbling at.
  • Young goats may want to nibble at long hair so putting your hair in a hat or in a scrunchie is a good idea.
  • Some of our goats know how to untie shoelaces so be prepared if you are wearing footwear with laces.
  • Children under 16 must be accompanied by an adult participating in the experience.
  • We do not allow strollers in with the goats.

Cancellation Policy

To create the best experience for both our guests and our animals, we limit the number of participants in each experience. Last-minute cancellations are very difficult to rebook, so we have a fair cancellation policy that we strictly follow:

  • If we cancel due to weather or other unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, you will receive a full credit (minus the booking system processing fee).

  • Cancellations made 5 days or more before your experience are eligible for a full refund, credit, or reschedule (minus the processing fee).

  • Cancellations made 2–4 days before your experience will receive a 50% refund or 50% credit/reschedule (minus the processing fee).

  • Cancellations within 48 hours of the experience are non-refundable and cannot be credited or rescheduled.

  • No-shows will not receive a refund, credit, or reschedule.

How we keep the kids safe and happy

We like to say that we’re overprotective helicopter parents when it comes to our farm beauties. That’s why we limit this experience to no more than twice in a day with a limited number of guests per session. You must sanitize your shoes on our sanitary foot mat and wash your hands. We’ll teach you how to behave around the goats and how to handle/pick them up properly, because we want our goat and you to feel safe & secure. During their downtime, they live their lives together in their pastures or inside the goat barn, kicking the hay, playing leap frog and hopscotch, and plotting about how to take over the world.

A close-up of a white goat with unique facial markings wearing a collar in the pasture at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.
A close-up of a white goat with unique facial markings wearing a collar in the pasture at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.

How we keep the kids safe and happy

We like to say that we’re overprotective helicopter parents when it comes to our farm beauties. That’s why we only run this experience a few times a week with a limited number of guests per session. You must sanitize your shoes on our sanitary foot mat and wash your hands. We’ll teach you how to behave around the goats and how to handle/pick them up properly, because when you get this right, the bond you can form is truly incredible. During their downtime, they live their lives together in their pastures or inside the goat barn, kicking the hay, playing leap frog and hopscotch, and screaming “PASS THE KETCHUP” to each other.

Looking for a private experience?

We are accepting mid-week private bookings only over the phone. For prices and availability, please call (548) 225-1005.

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