Adopt Greg
The Farmer Who’s Always Good for a Laugh

Greg, the third-generation farmer, playfully crawling out of a small farm shelter with a big grin on his face.

Greg, the third-generation farmer, smiling while holding a baby goat under a tree on the farm.

Greg sitting by a fence on the farm, wearing sunglasses and smiling, with a brown alpaca cria standing next to him.

Greg and Cheryl sitting together under a tree, smiling warmly in a moment of connection on the farm.

Greg in the barn feeding a goat, surrounded by a herd of dairy goats in their pens.

About Greg

Greg Haskett is the heart and humor of Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life. A third-generation farmer, Greg grew up on the family farm in Bright, Ontario, and has spent his life adapting to its ever-changing needs—from pig farming to goat dairies to agri-tourism. Known for his quick wit, warm personality, and endless dedication, Greg loves connecting with guests, sharing stories, and cracking jokes to keep life on the farm as lighthearted as it is rewarding. By choosing to adopt Greg, you’re not only supporting the farm but also celebrating his charm, resilience, and passion for ethical agriculture.

Adoption packages

Silver

Digital certificate of adoption
A digital info package about Greg (photo, traits, and species details)
Two updates per year on Greg

$35

Gold

Digital certificate of adoption
A digital info package about Greg (photo, traits, and species details)
Two updates per year on Greg
A 15m Zoom call with Greg

$75

Adopt Greg with purpose

When you adopt Greg, you’re supporting the backbone of Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life. Your adoption helps sustain the farm’s operations, from maintaining the land to supporting its agri-tourism experiences. You’ll also contribute to Greg’s mission of creating meaningful connections—whether it’s through his stories, shared laughs, or one-on-one conversations. By adopting Greg, you’re helping preserve a piece of Ontario’s farming heritage while celebrating the humor, resilience, and heart that make him udderly unforgettable.

Important information

The adopter will be the individual named on the certificate and the adoption cannot be transferred or refunded
Adoption is for 1 year from the time of purchase and can be renewed if desired
Package inclusions purchased must be used within the adoption period
Adoption does not imply ownership of the animal
An animal may be adopted by more than one person
If your adopted animal is no longer available at the farm during your adoption period (ie death of the animal or other reason) you will be provided another animal and their package for the remainder of your adoption time

Adopt GregThe Farmer Who’s Always Good for a Laugh