Until December 25, when you purchase a gift certificate of $100 or more, you and your gift certificate recipient will symbolically receive a complimentary 1 square foot of randomly selected prime land at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life — and officially join our landowning farm family as farmers.
What’s included in your digital gift pack:
Certificate of Land Ownership with both names and your chosen property name
Official Welcome Letter from Chief Everything Officer, Cheryl Haskett
Registered Landholder Packet with detailed info on your square foot
Photo Gallery with multiple angles of your assigned land plot
When others are handing out $20 bills in coffee-stained envelopes smelling like cigarettes, you’re out here gifting experiences of a lifetime and becoming the favourite person in your group.
Becoming a favourite is one thing, but gifting your special someone unique, intimate, and responsible farm experiences guarantees them priceless memories that will be cherished, remembered, and told at gatherings!
Buy a $100+ gift card between Nov 1–Dec 1 and you’ll both get 1 sq. ft. of farm land — and officially become farmers.
Warning: May cause extreme gratitude and spontaneous hugs
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