Your lawn, their lunch! Subscribe to our goat lawn care subscription and have a lawn that makes you want to do grass-angels and camp out permanently. Our expert goats trim your grass, fertilize your soil (with poop), and provide an incredible amount of laughs.
In 2011, lawn equipment was responsible for releasing 26.7 million tons of pollutants. That’s equivalent to about 296,667 flights of a medium-sized commercial jet (like a Boeing 737). It’s also equivalent to 28.8 trillion human farts which you likely produced yesterday after eating an entire cheesecake.
Switching to goats for lawn care makes a significant difference in the health and prosperity of the environment—our home!
Let us know where you live and engage in a free consultation with us to discuss your goals for your lawn! For example, if you prefer it short, we’ll make sure the goats are hungrier before they arrive at your home!
Our goats are extremely well trained. However, in the rare event that they chew your ornamental gnomes, sneak a beer from your fridge, or decide to graze your neighbour’s lawn instead—well, we’re not responsible for any of that… or anything in general. No pressure!
And that’s it! All you have to do now is kick back, relax, and become the talk of the town. Literally no one can be as cool as you, sitting at your front lawn while goats take care of your lawn!
And that’s it! All you have to do now is kick back, relax, and become the talk of the town. Literally no one can be as cool as you, sitting at your front lawn while goats take care of your lawn!
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Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah!
Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life
Email: [email protected]
Phone: 1-548-225-1005
Address: 906200 Township Rd 12, Bright, ON N0J 1B0
