We have no idea what we’re doing. We just let the animals run the show.
I am reluctantly the “Udderly” in Udderly Ridiculous. I am the CIO – “Chief Ice Cream Officer” here and take this role very seriously (in spite of the name!) My life experience comes from being a mom and a leadership facilitator, along with having a background in sales, customer service and tourism.
Udderly ridiculous fact: I used to be an expert frog catcher!
I am the self-proclaimed “Ridiculous” in Udderly Ridiculous. I’m a loving father, a 3rd generation farmer, a University of Guelph alumnus, an avid traveler, life-long learner and at times a trouble-maker. If we start a conversation, we might as well drink a coffee and stay up all night for a slumber party!
Udderly ridiculous fact: I can sing all the songs to Les Misérables!
I am Cassie Scoyne, a yoga instructor with over 10 years of practice. I completed my Yoga Teacher Training in Ubud, Bali in 2017 and began teaching in 2018. My focus is on non-traditional yoga for beginners, creating a space where movement feels fun, lighthearted, and accessible to all.
Udderly ridiculous fact: My first goat yoga class landed me on the front page of the Brantford expositor!
I’m Lexi! I introduce people to our wonderful fuzzy and feathered friends. My work comes with a lottery called “what random thing will end up in my mouth today?” Goat hair? Regurgitated pepto-bismal? I help guests connect with our highland cows, alpacas and goats, while helping around the store.
Udderly ridiculous fact: I’m bananas about quilting!
I’m Jenn! I facilitate farm experiences while also teaching kindergarten. My days involve both human kids and goat kids! Sometimes I’m covered in finger paint, other times in hay and fur, but I wouldn’t have it any other way. I help bring the wonder of our farm to life for everyone who visits.
Udderly ridiculous fact: I love geocaching!
I’m Max, the marketing specialist who media trains Cheryl to not reveal everything we have planned for our guests! My job involves doing whatever I want basically, being as ridiculous as possible, and making people laugh. I help share the heart of the farm, animals, and people with you.
Udderly ridiculous fact: I microwave my cereal (leave me alone).
Hi, I’m Taylor! (Said in that very catchy ‘Taylor Swift’ kind of way). I spend my days on the farm taking care of the amazing animals under the very sophisticated title of ‘farmhand’. I’m also working towards a real estate career with plans to one day; start my own business in farm land and property sales.
Udderly ridiculous fact: My vinyl collection has its own insurance policy.
I’m Aspen, the farm’s greeter dog. I welcome everyone when they arrive—sometimes with a ball, sometimes with just my smile. I make sure people feel at home, but really, I’m just here for the pets and attention… because I’m not getting paid for this, so please pet me as much as you can.
Udderly ridiculous fact: I love to eat goat poop!
I’m Abby, the greeter cat. If you spot me, you’re one of the chosen few. I keep an eye on things around here—think of me as security with whiskers. I might look fierce, but I’m friendly… so go ahead, give me a pet.
Udderly ridiculous fact: If you’re lucky enough and you let me, I’ll jump on your shoulders.
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