But fear not kind person, you can enjoy all of the available experiences below!
Join the kids in the goat barn where chaos is unleashed, and that chaos is a bunch of mini goats running, jumping, cuddling, and playing. It’s intimate, adorable, and full of unexpected moments!
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside fields with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience! Connect with your buddy and feed em!
Take a peaceful stroll with Stanley, our 15-year-old miniature donkey, pausing for cuddles, photos, and fresh country air. End with his favourite treat—lots of brushing and love.
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’ and get a bunch of photos to cherish!
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Unwind with a curated farm escape that blends charm, flavour, and discovery. Stay overnight in our luxury RV, nestled by the animals. Savour a locally-made charcuterie board surrounded by alpacas. Stroll through the iconic St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market with a lunch voucher. Then board the Heritage Hopper for a scenic train ride through picturesque Mennonite countryside.
Book your getaway now and treat yourself to a truly unforgettable farm experience. Up to 2 people.
For your evening on the farm, enjoy a delicious dinner surrounded by alpacas!
Settle into the serene beauty of our farm as the sun dips below the horizon and enjoy an award-winning Alpaca Sunset Picnic, where your dining companions aren’t a dog trying to swipe your food, but a herd of fluffy, curious alpacas greeting you with gentle charm. Savour a handcrafted selection of Ontario-made cheeses, fresh baguette, artisanal meats, snacks, and drinks, all while soaking in the magical golden-hour glow. And don’t worry—the alpacas won’t feel left out. You’ll have special feed just for them, so they can snack alongside you as you unwind into the evening. And, you can see the mini Highlands from the pasture!
In the morning, check-out of the RV and head over for a 30m drive to St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market!
Spend the day exploring the vibrant sights, sounds, and flavours of St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market—the largest year-round market in Ontario, bursting with farm-fresh produce, artisanal goods, handmade crafts, and local delights. As you wander through over 300 vendors offering everything from Mennonite baking to international street food, you’ll get a real taste of rural Ontario’s charm. To make your visit even sweeter, we’ll include a lunch voucher you can use on-site, so you can treat yourself to a market-fresh meal while soaking up the lively atmosphere and country hospitality that makes St. Jacobs a must-visit destination.
After exploring St. Jacobs Farmers’ Market, board the Heritage Hopper only steps away for a magical 2 hour train ride!
All aboard for a nostalgic journey through time on the Central Railway Heritage Hopper, where vintage charm meets scenic discovery. Step into a beautifully restored heritage railcar and travel the historic tracks of Ontario’s countryside, learning about the region’s rich railway history as you ride. With conductors in period dress and engaging storytelling along the way, it’s more than a train ride—it’s a rolling time capsule that brings the golden age of rail to life, all set against the backdrop of picturesque rural landscapes.
Gluten free and vegetarian needs can be accommodated along with most food allergens, as long as we know 48 hours in advance. Please add notes to your reservation.
If you have a special occasion and want to bring decorations, please connect with us first to determine what is appropriate that will not potentially harm or scare the alpacas.
Your dinner is under a gazebo, but you are encouraged to step out and interact with the alpacas. So ensure to bring shoes you don’t mind getting a little dirty.
When a reservation is cancelled at the last minute, it becomes difficult to fill that space on short notice, resulting in lost opportunities for both other guests and our small business. This policy allows us to maintain the quality of our experiences while being fair to all visitors.
Your stay at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life is hosted by Cheryl Haskett, the heart behind the farm. Since 2021, Cheryl has grown the farm into one of the top 10% of attractions worldwide for two consecutive years—creating unforgettable experiences that connect people to animals, food, and nature.
In 2024, she introduced farm glamping and this incredible package, welcoming over 70 guests in its first year alone. Whether you’re here to unwind, explore, or enjoy a taste of farm life, Cheryl ensures your stay is comfortable, peaceful, and truly special. If you ever need anything during your stay, she’s just a call away!
Buy a $100+ gift certificate and you and your recipient will co-own a square foot of our farm — complete with an official land package.