GoatScaping™

April Fools 2025

We love joking around on the farm. There’s no HR department. The HR department is Harry and Rosie (HR) who are figments of our imagination. So when we knew April fools was coming up, we thought “how can we trick our friends, but also make it somewhat believable?” And we came up with GoatScaping™ (the TM stands for Tom and Marie), a mobile landscaping business where our goats eat your grass on a monthly subscription!

The Website

We made a page for this service! It’s still up, and we still get inquiries about it, even though the button to subscribe takes you to the Wikipedia page for April Fools. We even got a very angry email from someone who really wanted this to be real and was ready to subscribe… Sorry not sorry. 

 

It has a ton of useful information before subscribing like how in 2011, lawn equipment was responsible for releasing 26.7 million tons of pollutants. That’s equivalent to 28.8 trillion human farts which I produced yesterday after eating an entire cheesecake.

What’s cool is that we even got testimonials from our #1 customers! Take a look:

The prank was a massive success on social media!

“Sad that this isn’t real lol”

“How soon can you arrive in Hamilton? 😂❤️”

“Literally every time I eat a burger. Why!!!!”

“Great idea!!! Of course, I thought you were totally serious 🤣

 

April Fools is a natural day for us to have fun, so expect something absolutely ridiculous and amazing very year!

Experience the ridiculous

If you liked the stuff above, you may like the stuff at our farm… because it’s better than buying stuff (unless it’s a brand new car, then I get it)! Join us for an award-winning experience.

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Alpaca experience and workshop

Meet our alpacas, hand-feed them, and craft an eco-friendly bird nesting ball in a warm barn!

Alpaca experience and workshop

Meet our alpacas, hand-feed them, and craft an eco-friendly bird nesting ball in a warm barn!