Farm experiences with mini Highland cows, goats, and alpacas at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.
May-October
Welcome to the Tower of Goats Discovery Trail! A self-guided, 13 stop interactive walking adventure where you can explore the farm at your own pace. Wander the trail, be amazed by the one of a kind 28ft Goat Tower, breathe in the country air, and enjoy peaceful views of Highland cattle, miniature donkeys, mini goats, and alpacas grazing in their pastures.
NOTE: Feeding animals or entering pastures is not included with General Admission and is not permitted. We do not sell animal feed, as we are not a petting farm. Please respect the wellbeing of our animals by following these guidelines.
If you are looking for a more hands on farm experience with the animals, including feeding, learning and petting, please prebook an experience from the options below.
General Admission included with a booking of any farm experience!
Limited time only!
Coming Soon!
This hands-on experience lets you meet, brush, and spend time with our newest babies.
Available Year-Round
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows—they love humans, like… LOVE humans, so come and get your lovin’!
Available Year-Round
Brush, get selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows — but in a private setting with just you and your group… and pet rock if you have one (we don’t judge).
Available November-April
Join the kids in the goat barn where chaos is unleashed, and that chaos is a bunch of mini goats running, jumping, cuddling, and playing. It’s intimate, adorable, and full of unexpected moments!
Available May-October
Meet our alpacas, hand-feed them, and craft an eco-friendly nesting ball from their fibre while Stanley, Finn, Sherlock, and Elton John supervise.
Available Year-Round
Meet our Donkey trio: Stanley, Doug, and JJ. These three love a good stroll and a nice snuggle. You’ll get to take them for a scenic walk and hand-feed them their favorite treats.
Available Year-Round
Enjoy a private cuddle session with Stanley, Doug, and JJ. Just you and your group, with plenty of time to hand feed them their favourite treats and give them all the love and attention they deserve.
Available March-April
Get up close with our cuddly, curious baby goats in this heart-melting experience filled with snuggles, silliness, and unforgettable photo ops.
Available May-October
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Available May-October
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
Available May-October
Dive into pure goat chaos — shake a feed bottle and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Available May-October
Stroll through the serene and peaceful countryside with your new alpaca BFF — walking your dog will never be the same after this experience!
Available May-October
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Available May-October
Settle in for a relaxing Ontario charcuterie picnic lunch under the gazebo while the afternoon sun warms the fields. Enjoy good food, local flavors, and our resident donkeys wandering nearby. They might wander over to investigate your cheese board, but they’re mainly interested in the head scratches.
Available May-October
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while donkeys roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They might wander over to investigate the cheese, but they promise to keep the romance intact.
Available May-October
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
Available May-October
Upgrade and save to enjoy a 1 night stay in the luxury RV, an Alpaca Sunset Picnic, continental breakfast, and Flights & Goats at The Perth Farmhouse!
These are declared as signature experiences by Ontario’s Southwest (OSW). A signature experience is a unique, high-quality, bookable visitor activity that’s transformational, engaging, and immersive.
Available May-October
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream. It’s the farm life, served up unforgettable.
Available May-October
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
*NEW for 2026*
General Admission – Tower of Goats Discovery Trail
Available May-October
Welcome to the Tower of Goats Discovery Trail! A self-guided, 13 stop interactive walking adventure where you can explore the farm at your own pace. Wander the trail, be amazed by the one of a kind 28ft Goat Tower, breathe in the country air, and enjoy peaceful views of Highland cattle, miniature donkeys, mini goats, and alpacas grazing in their pastures.
NOTE: Feeding animals or entering pastures is not included with General Admission and is not permitted. We do not sell animal feed, as we are not a petting farm. Please respect the wellbeing of our animals by following these guidelines.
If you are looking for a more hands on farm experience with the animals, including feeding, learning and petting, please prebook an experience from the options below.
General Admission included with a booking of any farm experience!
Mini Highland Cow Experience
Available Year-Round
Brush, take selfies and maybe even get kisses from our mini and micro Highland cows. They love humans, so come ready for some serious lovin’ and a camera full of memories.
Mini Highland Calf Meet & Greet
Limited time only!
Coming Soon!
This hands-on experience lets you meet, brush, and spend time with our newest babies.
PRIVATE Group
Mini Highland Cow Experience
Available Year-Round
Experience a private fluff-fest for just you and your crew. Brush, take selfies and maybe even get the occasional sandpaper kiss from our mini and micro Highland cows.
Baby Goat Playtime & Snuggles
Available March-July
Get up close with our cuddly, curious baby goats in this heart-melting experience filled with snuggles, silliness, and unforgettable photo ops. It’s the ultimate therapeutic snuggle-fest.
Goat Cuddles
Available November-April
Join the kids (the 4 legged kind) in the goat barn where chaos is unleashed, and that chaos is a bunch of mini goats running, jumping, cuddling, and playing. It’s intimate, adorable, and full of unexpected moments!
Alpaca Experience and Fibre Nesting Ball Workshop
Available May-October
Meet our alpacas, hand-feed them, and craft an eco-friendly nesting ball from their fibre while they supervise.
Miniature Donkey Visits
Available Year-Round
Meet our Donkey trio: Stanley, Doug, and JJ. These three love a good stroll and a nice snuggle. You’ll get to take them for a scenic walk and hand-feed them their favorite treats.
PRIVATE Group Miniature Donkey Visits
Available Year-Round
Enjoy a private cuddle session with Stanley, Doug, and JJ. Just you and your group, with plenty of time to hand feed them their favourite treats and give them all the love and attention they deserve.
Alpaca Lunch Picnic
Available May-October
Feast on an all Ontario-made charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you, photobomb your selfies, and awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese.
Alpaca Sunset Picnic
Available May-October
Feast on an all Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo while alpacas roam all around you during the stunning sunset. They can awkwardly stare at you while you eat cheese but it’s more romantic and private!
Goat Recess
Available May-October
Get ready for a full-on goat takeover! Shake a feed jar and watch them swarm, tackle obstacle courses, leap onto your back, or demand cuddles like they’re your children… #bringaDNAtest.
Alpaca Walk & Bond
Available May-October
Swap your standard dog walk for a scenic trek through our peaceful fields with your very own alpaca BFF. You’ll have plenty of time to connect with your new buddy and win them over with their favourite snacks.
Goat Yoga
Available May-October
Stretch into a state of absurdity where our goats are less interested in your chakras and more committed to perfecting their “downward goat” on your spine while not-so-discreetly raiding your snack pockets.
Private Miniature Donkey Lunch Picnic
Available May-October
Settle in for a relaxing Ontario charcuterie picnic lunch under the gazebo while the afternoon sun warms the fields. Enjoy good food, local flavors, and our resident donkeys wandering nearby. They might wander over to investigate your cheese board, but they’re mainly interested in the head scratches.
Private Miniature Donkey Sunset Picnic
Available May-October
Settle in for a relaxing Ontario charcuterie picnic under the gazebo as the sun starts to dip. It’s a pretty chill scene with good food, local flavors, and our resident donkeys wandering nearby. It’s the perfect way to catch a sunset with some curious, long-eared company grazing just a few feet away.
Farm Glamping: The Farm Hopping Experience
Available May-October
Upgrade and save to enjoy a 1 night stay in the luxury RV, an Alpaca Sunset Picnic, continental breakfast, and Flights & Goats at The Perth Farmhouse!
Farm Glamping + 10% Off Experiences
Available May-October
Unwind in our luxury RV stationed right on the farm — relaxing, unique, and fun, with front-row seats to stunning sunsets and animals who’ll audition for your next Instagram post.
These are declared as signature experiences by Ontario’s Southwest (OSW). A signature experience is a unique, high-quality, bookable visitor activity that’s transformational, engaging, and immersive.
Taste of Farm Life
Available May-October
Dive into the ultimate farm immersion — meet the animals, try multiple hands-on experiences, and top it all off with a delicious local tasting board and ice cream.
Taste of Farm Life (Family Friendly)
Available May-October
A kid-friendly farm adventure — meet the animals, enjoy hands-on fun, and wrap it up with a tasty treat and ice cream. Perfect for little ones and big kids at heart!
Stop gifting money (so boring)! Give something meaningful instead — like unforgettable memories or a symbolic adoption that brings joy and supports the animal you choose!
Gift Certificate
Give the gift of farm fun! Perfect for animal lovers, adventure seekers, or anyone who needs a dose of “OH AREN’T YOU THE CUTEST LITTLE FELLA”.
Adopt an Animal
Symbolically adopt one of our furry friends! Perfect for animal lovers, this unique gift includes updates, photos, and a meet & greet depending on the plan.
Leverage Cheryl’s 20+ years of experience in corporate training and leadership facilitation. Seriously — that was her career before the farm! She’s worked with Fortune 100 teams and municipalities to transform groups into powerhouses. Or maybe you run a tourism business like we do and need some support… we’ve got you!
Corporate Training & Team-Building
Unlock your team’s potential with Cheryl, our expert facilitator with 20+ years of experience working with Fortune 500 teams. Set on the farm, it’s a unique, hands-on environment that gets you out of the boring boardroom.
Experiential Tourism Development
If you own a tourism related business and are looking to add or enhance experiences, get expert coaching and development from Cheryl. She’ll help you craft unique, unforgettable offerings. From strategy to execution, she’ll guide you to success.
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah! See below for a sneak peak at our newsletters!
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah!
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah! See below for a sneak peak at our newsletters!
Meet our alpacas, hand-feed them, and craft an eco-friendly bird nesting ball in a warm barn!