Make Core Memories with Udderly Ridiculous Farm Experiences
Connect with gentle mini Highland cows, quirky alpacas, curious mini donkeys and playful goats in intimate, authentic, and responsible farm experiences.
Make Core Memories with Udderly Ridiculous Farm Experiences
Connect with gentle mini Highland cows, curious alpacas, and playful goats in intimate, authentic, and responsible farm experiences at Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life.
Recognized by Tripadvisor as being in the top 10% of worldwide attractions for three consecutive years (YAY)!
Award winning farm experiences that'll blow your socks off
We’re sorry about your socks… but we’re not sorry about the core memories you’ll make with our adorable animals. Whether it’s a goat falling asleep in your arms, an alpaca strutting its stuff, a mini donkey stealing your wallet, or a mini Highland cow giving you a sloppy kiss you’ll never want to wash off your face, this is where ridiculous meets unforgettable.
This farm visit more than just laughs… it’s about leaving stress behind, feeling like a kid again, learning, and celebrating life with animals that are happy, healthy, and ready to connect.
So, what do you say? Ready for a truly unique adventure and to wonder where your socks went?
What happens on the farm never stays on the farm
“Can we take them home?” It’s the question we hear every day. While the animals stay here, the memories, laughs, and stories are all yours to take with you — no leash needed.
What happens on the farm never stays on the farm
“Can we take them home?” It’s the question we hear every day. While the animals stay here, the memories, laughs, and stories are all yours to take with you — no leash required.
Ridiculousness in the spotlight
Welcome to Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life
Hi, I’m Cheryl, and beside me are my husband Greg and our friendly greeter, farm dog Aspen. Welcome to Udderly Ridiculous Farm Life, our third-generation family farm about 30m from Kitchener-Waterloo. What began with goat-milk ice cream quickly grew when customers asked us to offer Goat Yoga. I thought, “Who’d want goats chewing on their Lululemon pants?” Fast forward to today, and we’ve:
- earned 13 awards for our experiences
- gone viral on TikTok and Instagram
- been featured in the news
- been recognized in the top 10% of worldwide attractions
- and welcomed over 30,000 guests since 2021
The Secret to Our Farm? Happy, Healthy Animals!
We’re not a petting farm; our animals come first! From spa-worthy care to social circles, we make sure they’re living their best lives. We even give them daily breakdowns of the stock market and book recommendations. Because they’re happy and healthy, they’re ready to connect with you and make your experience truly one of a kind.
Hover over the beautiful faces below to see how we keep them happy and healthy!
The Secret to Our Farm? Happy, Healthy Animals.
- We limit the number of experiences and guests per experience.
- We ask guests to sanitize their shoes using our sanitary foot mats.
- We provide detailed safety briefings before every experience.
- Our experiences are designed to provide enrichment and joy for the animals.
- We are not a petting farm or zoo—we don’t sell feed or allow unrestricted access to the animals.
- We maintain appropriate group sizes to support the animals’ social well-being.
- We provide excellent veterinary care, including regular checkups.
- We prioritize natural behaviours and ongoing enrichment for all of our animals.
URBORT
Udderly Ridiculous Board of Ridiculous Things
URBORT… pronounced however you want, is our collection of the most ridiculous things we’ve done and continue to do! They’re the stories that happen when you mix farm life with too much imagination.
Cow Wedding
We married two of our mini Highland cows in a wedding that gained millions of views through 13+ media channels such as CTV News, CBC, CityNews, GlobalNews, CNN, Breakfast Television, and more!
Biggest, Littlest Collab
Chondro meats chondro! John Ferguson joined us on the farm to run in the Goat Stampede, participate in Goat Yoga, walk an alpaca, and meet the mini Highland cows in a collaboration that gained 6 million views!
April Fools 2025
Prank is our middle name, so it only made sense to create GoatScaping™, a goat lawncare subscription where we bring our goats to your yard to landscape your dream lawn. See the commercial!
Glamp with the animals
Stay in our fully equipped luxury RV, facing heavenly sunsets and the animal pastures! Say goodbye to annoying neighbours and sly raccoons, and imagine waking up to goats right outside your doorstep in the quiet countryside (with the occasional MOO and cluck-cluck). We’re in the middle of nowhere and the middle of everywhere, so spend your days exploring the area and finish it off with a cozy campfire and a comfortable sleep! Oh, and did we mention you get 10% off all experiences just for staying? It’s like bribing you to have an even better time.
Very limited capacity
Glamp with the animals
Stay in our fully equipped luxury RV, facing heavenly sunsets and the animal pastures! Say goodbye to annoying neighbours and sly raccoons, and imagine waking up to goats right outside your doorstep in the quiet countryside (with the occasional MOO and cluck-cluck). We’re in the middle of nowhere and the middle of everywhere, so spend your days exploring the area and finish it off with a cozy campfire and a comfortable sleep! Oh, and did we mention you get 10% off all experiences just for staying? It’s like bribing you to have an even better time.
Very limited capacity
Bring a piece of the farm home with you
After your experience, take home a souvenir—whether it’s a conversation starter or a treat for your belly. We’ve stocked items from over 100 local producers, and you know it’s good because we’re ridiculously picky about what we offer! It’s a win-win-win: you support local businesses, support us, and take something special home with you. We love a triple win!
Enjoy our goat milk ice-cream
Are you like 65% of lactose intolerant folks? No problem. Our award-winning goat milk ice cream is the perfect treat for a smooth car ride home — no awkward pit stops or windows-down moments required. Packed with more nutrients than regular ice cream and featuring rich, unique flavours like Vanilla Lavender and Wine & Dark Chocolate, it’s all made with real, locally sourced ingredients. You’re on a farm with goats… of course, you need to try goat milk ice cream!
goats donated
For every tub of Udderly Ridiculous goat milk ice cream you enjoy, we donate a portion of the profit to provide goats to rural communities in need through our Gift a Goat™ program, in partnership with World Vision Canada.
Transform your team with corporate training
Cheryl brings over 20 years of expertise and proven methodologies with Fortune 500 companies, helping corporate teams tackle the most common challenges hindering growth, problem solving, engagement, innovation, and ultimately, success. The combination of getting down to business and cuddling goats in a farm environment creates a unique setting that outshines the boring boardroom and enhances learning.
Transform your experiential tourism business
Do you own an experiential tourism business that hosts guests at your facility? Get expert coaching and development to create unforgettable experiences they can’t find anywhere else—keeping them coming back for more. From one on one coaching to developing an experience from A to Z, Cheryl can help make your business award-winning!
Transform your experiential tourism business
Do you own an experiential tourism business that hosts guests at your facility? Get expert coaching and development to create unforgettable experiences they can’t find anywhere else—keeping them coming back for more. From one on one coaching to developing an experience from A to Z, Cheryl can help make your business award-winning!
Transform your team with corporate training
Cheryl brings over 20 years of expertise and proven methodologies with Fortune 500 companies, helping corporate teams tackle the most common challenges hindering growth, problem solving, engagement, innovation, and ultimately, success. The combination of getting down to business and cuddling goats in a farm environment creates a unique setting that outshines the boring boardroom and enhances learning.
Transform your experiential tourism business
Do you own an experiential tourism business that hosts guests at your facility? Get expert coaching and development to create unforgettable experiences they can’t find anywhere else—keeping them coming back for more. From one on one coaching to developing an experience from A to Z, Cheryl can help make your business award-winning!
Sign up for our monthly email newsletter for ridiculous updates
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah! See below for a sneak peak at our newsletters!
Sign up for our monthly email newsletter for ridiculous updates
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah!
Sign up for our monthly email newsletter for ridiculous updates
Be the first to know about special promotions, new experiences, farm & animal updates, and just ridiculous content that’ll make you gasp, ooh, aw, and woah! See below for a sneak peak at our newsletters!
Frequently asked questions
Are you a petting farm?
Nope! The words “petting farm” give us the ick! We’re much more ethical and treat our animals better, which means they’re happy, healthy, and ready to connect with you!
Is your farm pet friendly?
Nope! Although we’re sure your dog is really cute and great, our animals may get scared by their presence (unless you have a pet rock or something, then they’ll probably be okay)! Also, our guard llama will see it as a stranger and do his job… and he’s really dang good at his job!
Are kids allowed on the farm?
Yup! However, please read the experience descriptions carefully, as some of our activities have age restrictions for the safety and comfort of our animals and other guests. We recommend checking these details before booking to ensure the experience is the perfect fit for your family — because while goats love kids, they don’t do babysitting!
Do I need a reservation to visit the farm?
Nope! You can always stop by the farm market store or stroll our walkable paths to see the animals during our open hours. But if you’re planning on doing an experience without booking it in advance, there’s a chance it may already be full! So we definitely recommend to book an experience in advance… unless you enjoy the thrill of last-minute plans, then good luck and buy yourself an ice-cream while you’re here!
Is the farm wheelchair accessible?
Ehh, kinda? We’re not officially wheelchair certified because we don’t have specific features like ramps or electric doors, but plenty of visitors with wheelchairs have successfully navigated the farm. Our spaces are wide enough to accommodate, and our staff is always happy to assist you.
Is parking available?
Yup! Parking is located next to the farm market store, and there are handicap spots closer to the entrance. Um, not sure what else you need to know about our parking… OH, read the signs and please don’t drive through the farm. Thank you!
What is your cancellation policy?
Here you go my friend! You’ll see this cancellation policy on every experience page:
Please note in order to create the best experience for our guests and our animals we have limited numbers in each experience. It is very difficult to rebook a last-minute cancellation and so we have instituted a fair cancellation policy that we need to adhere to:
- Customers will receive full credit (less booking system processing fee) in case of operator cancellation due to weather or other unforeseen circumstances that are out of our control.
- Cancellations can be made with a full refund or credit 5 days or more prior to the experience (less booking system processing fee)
- Cancellations can be made with 50% refund or 50% credit 2-4 days prior to the experience (less booking system processing fee)
- Cancellations within 48 hours of their booked experience will not be refunded or credited
- No-shows will not be provided a refund or credit for the experience.
What happens when there is bad weather?
THE SHOW GOES ON! Most of our experiences can continue despite bad weather. For example, Goat Recess is moved inside the barn, there’s a large tent for Goat Yoga, and you’ll eat under gazebos during Alpaca Lunch and Sunset Picnics. For other experiences, we recommend bringing protective clothing like a raincoat or poncho if rain is in the forecast. If you’re prone to mosquito bites, we also suggest bringing some bug spray.
If the weather is dangerously terrible, then we will offer credit and refunds.
What days and times are you open?
Spring/summer/fall | May – September:
- Monday – closed
- Tuesday – closed
- Wednesday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
- Thursday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
- Friday – 10:00am to 6:00pm
- Saturday – 10:00am to 6:00pm
- Sunday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
Winter | October to April:
- Monday – closed
- Tuesday – closed
- Wednesday – closed
Thursday – closed - Friday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
- Saturday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
- Sunday – 10:00am to 5:00pm
Midweek only by appointment or chance (call us)
How early should I arrive before my experience begins?
We recommend arriving 10 minutes before your experience begins to check in, sign the waiver if you haven’t already, wash your hands, and mentally prepare to feel cute aggression. We typically start right on time so you can get the most out of your experience! If you arrive earlier than 10 minutes, feel free to browse the farm market store or stroll the walkable paths to see the animals — just be sure to ask a staff member about the paths.
Is there a washroom on site?
Yup, we have three washrooms! There is one washroom inside the farm market store. You’ll notice there are two doors inside the washroom: one that leads from the store to the washroom, and one that leads from the washroom to the goat barn. Please lock both doors when you’re inside—otherwise, someone might walk in, and we’re pretty sure you wouldn’t want that. Oh, and definitely don’t open the door to the goat barn, unless you want goats jumping on your lap while you’re on the toilet. Sounds fun, but it’s not (we promise), and getting them back into the barn is a whole operation!
There are two more spacious washrooms outside behind the goat barn!
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